If consciousness has a final goal what, if anything, might it look like? Suppose it went down like this: Dual consciousness splits "know thyself' nonduality one-off consciousness by gosh bye golly as sacred sacral sacrificed two tasty sanctum mutually exclusive diametrically opposed complementarity even inclusive enchilada stately held wholes served steamy plate hot to trot ripe for traffic signal red yellow green flip flash trip bilateral bifurcated bilocated bidirectional not one not two nondual-dual with interlocking essential natures that never fuse in confused diffusion illusion all participating each in each as fully engaged in respect to every aspect able to make wants and needs known in seemingly random dicey chance events irrespective of spatial distance temporal timeline definitive defines as if what if the underlying reason anything exists anyway wasn't to service the powers-that-be this-worldly agenda like a breakdown breakthrough breakout spectral bespectacled spectator speculation reclamation repopulation having muddled through anthropocentric mud of existential existence experience unexpectedly flowered lotus blossom liberated deliberation highfalutin nincompoop unabashed balderdash without doubt only to suppose the mayhem of maybe took a new route on the inside chance there might be something to it. Commentary: Could being as clueless as the day is long make all the distance difference on when the sun sets?